Rock the boat? FUCK YOU.
Whoever blew up the Dean's car should come forward and admit it, because I think it's absolute bunk for the rest of us to be punished because you guys think you're cute.
What assholes. Some of us actually like school, some of us actually LIKE being involved, and you bastards just ruined it for everybody.
Way to go.
And Alfric? FUCK YOU TOO. We're not some disenfranchised proletariat, and you are not some ultimately fucked-up version of Big Brother.
(Detention, I embrace thee.)